I wish I'd saved the one from our local paper, it said something like "Unbroke older gelding, can't catch, can't clip or bathe, bad for the farrier, won't vet. Tied to the fence out front."
Best ad I've seen in along time ---- 10 yo., grey,saddlebred/arab gelding. Free to good home.
Would like him to go somewhere to be a performer or companion horse, as we keep going in different directions. ROFL. ( sad thing, I actually did give Alittle serious thought to another 'project' horse) This ad I found even funnier - For sale, reasonable, nasty little white pony.