Alright folks, step right up! You
dont want to pay $4.69 for gas, no problem, I have the
perfect vehicle for you. Needs no gas, no oil, or
even a battery, just a
little grass and water will do these animals fine. Now everyone has different needs, so choose from the
folowing models:
1.
Trail Horse- Your average run around town animal. Has the
energy to get where you are going,
the brain to find the best way to go, big enough to carry the normal sized
American.
2. The Arabian-
perfect for those who travel long distances in a day and try to multi task w hile driving. Although the Arabian
may not go to your home or office
with out specific instruction, it WILL go somewhere.
3. The Draft- Calling all soccer moms. This big guy can
carry the whole team, their gear
and snacks. Just like the big machines, this guy will require more fuel, and his shoes will be more
expensive than the compact
model.
4. The Western
Pleasure- The right car for the high end white
collar workers. This ani mal works harder and requires more
special knowledge so only the best
can figure this out. Be sure to take your cell phone. You wont be stuck in traffic, you just wont be
getting anywhere
fast.
5. The Parelli-
Salesmen, stay at home moms, and high school kids will all enjoy this dream. You can load him down with
flapping wal- mart bags, ask him
to walk in places a horse wont fit, and you can dance with him as you listen to the latest
tunes.
6. The Ranch- The most
dependable animal available. He will go where ever you ask him to, at what ever speed is appropriate. You
can tie him to the stop sign and
he will be there when you get back. Best of all, this model has been specially engineered to be able to
go without water for days and stay
fat and slick by eating sagebrush and dead prarie grass.
Of course all models are available in base colors (sorrel,
bay, black) Special order colors
are available (dun, grey, palomino) and for an additional fee, custom paint jobs are also available
(overo, tobiaono, blanket,
leopard).
No horse is sold with a warranty, however maintainence
plans are available in the event
brakes, steering, or accelerator fail.
