A funny thing happened
on the way to the barn... I learned all I needed to know in life from a
horse
When in doubt, run far, far away.
You can never have too many treats.
New shoes are an absolute necessity every 6 weeks.
Ignore cues. They're just a prompt to do more work. Everyone loves a
good, wet, slobbery kiss. Never run when you can jog. Never jog when you can
walk.
And never walk when you can stand still.
Heaven is eating for at least 10 hours a day... and then
sleeping the rest.
Eat plenty of roughage.
Great legs and a nice rear will get you anywhere.
Big, brown eyes help too.
When you want your way, stomp hard on the nearest foot.
In times of crisis, take a poop.
Act dumb when faced with a task you don't want to do.
Follow the herd. That way, you can't be singled out to take
the blame.
A swift kick in the butt will get anyone's attention.
Love those who love you back, especially if they have something
good to eat.
