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[RC] breat pulp conclusion - LTYearwood

So the Roto Rooter guy comes to dig out the beat pulp. He gasps when he sees it actually shifting the plumbling underneath the sink.
Sighs when he opens the plumbing and the pressure of opening the pipes causes the beat pulp to explode onto his shirt.
Roto Rooter guy doesn't know what beat pulp is, though he says it certainly looks reminescent of, um, runny excrement.
"You feed this to your horses?" he asks incredulously.
Roto Rooter guy fixes drains by snaking them. Takes him an entire hour.
Total due: $84.50
 
Sigh. The costs of being a newbie.