Re: [RC] Loose dogs - Mel ShermanI've learned the hard way--my dog, as much as I love him, WILL:
--sneak a mile to the neighbor's house in the middle of the night, steal the dishes she leaves leftovers in for HER dogs, and bring them home (where he waits every morning, tail wagging for me to get up and feed him, as if he never left his yard) Denying vehemently any knowledge about the strange pots and pans that appeared in the yard overnight.
--wait til my jeep disappears down the road, let himself out of the yard, go to the small-town cafe (about a mile away) and beg french fries and assorted leftovers from cafe patrons until his internal alarm goes off, upon which he bolts home, just in time to be sitting, waiting for me to return from work, tail wagging innocently.
--hitch rides with total strangers, just to see new country (although he inevitably returns)
--chew threw anything I tie him with, short of case-hardened steel chain--and go visiting every trailer in ridecamp, to see if there are small dogs to intimidate, people to annoy, food to steal, small children to herd, and valuable objects (both mine and other people's) to pee all over.
It isn't that he doesn't know any better, or he wouldn't bother to SNEAK AWAY and then sneak home, too.
I should've suspected when he abandoned a perfectly good family who ostensibly loved him and moved into my jeep a couple of summers ago. They told me I should keep him, as he obviously wanted to be with me. Then they laughed. And laughed. Those of you in PNER who KNOW Pippin and his former family (I won't name any names, but she IS after all the new PNER VP) can vouch for my veracity.
He is adjusting very nicely to life in his big chain-link doggy kennel. And I have to admit, seems MUCH happier at home in his run than dragging a chain around and around the trailer tongue at ridecamp.
Mel
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