--- Begin Message --- In a message dated 1/22/2004 12:17:20 PM Pacific Standard Time, joelle.dawson-barker@xxxxxxxxxxx writes: > > >> My wife she has a quarter horse, with flaxen mane and tail > > >> She thinks he is the finest thing that ever jogged a rail > > >> She calls him Dandy Darling, and if the truth I tell, > > >> That fancy pampered quarter horse has made my life pure HELL. > > >> My wife she used to cook for ME and serve it with champagne > > >> Now she'd rather feed that horse and fix his special grain. > > >> She rides him every morning, and grooms him half the night, > > >> The last time that she kissed ME it was just to be polite. > > >> He dresses better than I do, with matching wraps and ties, > > >> My wardrobe's so neglected now that I attract the flies. > > >> One day my wife was shopping, she was down at the mall, > > >> And fancy pampered DANDY was just standing in his stall. > > >> He looked so smug and sassy, that I began to grin, > > >> I'd saddle that fat sucker, and take him for a spin. > > >> I've wondered since if cues I gave, he might have misconstrued, > > >> For when I climbed aboard that horse, he rightly came UNGLUED. > > >> He bucked and spun, and snorted fire, and threw me through a fence. > > >> I saw big stars and there are 6 teeth that I ain't heard from since. > > >> My wife came home and saw me, just a lying in the dirt, > > >> She rushed up to her HORSE and asked him, "Sweetheart are you HURT?" > > >> He'd scratched his nose a little bit, and the memory galls me yet, > > >> She left me lying in the mud, and ran to call the VET!!! > > >> > > >> -Author Unknown > --- Begin Message --- > > >> My wife she has a quarter horse, with flaxen mane and tail > > >> She thinks he is the finest thing that ever jogged a rail > > >> She calls him Dandy Darling, and if the truth I tell, > > >> That fancy pampered quarter horse has made my life pure HELL. > > >> My wife she used to cook for ME and serve it with champagne > > >> Now she'd rather feed that horse and fix his special grain. > > >> She rides him every morning, and grooms him half the night, > > >> The last time that she kissed ME it was just to be polite. > > >> He dresses better than I do, with matching wraps and ties, > > >> My wardrobe's so neglected now that I attract the flies. > > >> One day my wife was shopping, she was down at the mall, > > >> And fancy pampered DANDY was just standing in his stall. > > >> He looked so smug and sassy, that I began to grin, > > >> I'd saddle that fat sucker, and take him for a spin. > > >> I've wondered since if cues I gave, he might have misconstrued, > > >> For when I climbed aboard that horse, he rightly came UNGLUED. > > >> He bucked and spun, and snorted fire, and threw me through a fence. > > >> I saw big stars and there are 6 teeth that I ain't heard from since. > > >> My wife came home and saw me, just a lying in the dirt, > > >> She rushed up to her HORSE and asked him, "Sweetheart are you HURT?" > > >> He'd scratched his nose a little bit, and the memory galls me yet, > > >> She left me lying in the mud, and ran to call the VET!!! > > >> > > >> -Author Unknown > . ____________________________________________________ IncrediMail - Email has finally evolved - Click Here --- End Message --- --- End Message ---
> > >> My wife she has a quarter horse, with flaxen mane and tail > > >> She thinks he is the finest thing that ever jogged a rail > > >> She calls him Dandy Darling, and if the truth I tell, > > >> That fancy pampered quarter horse has made my life pure HELL. > > >> My wife she used to cook for ME and serve it with champagne > > >> Now she'd rather feed that horse and fix his special grain. > > >> She rides him every morning, and grooms him half the night, > > >> The last time that she kissed ME it was just to be polite. > > >> He dresses better than I do, with matching wraps and ties, > > >> My wardrobe's so neglected now that I attract the flies. > > >> One day my wife was shopping, she was down at the mall, > > >> And fancy pampered DANDY was just standing in his stall. > > >> He looked so smug and sassy, that I began to grin, > > >> I'd saddle that fat sucker, and take him for a spin. > > >> I've wondered since if cues I gave, he might have misconstrued, > > >> For when I climbed aboard that horse, he rightly came UNGLUED. > > >> He bucked and spun, and snorted fire, and threw me through a fence. > > >> I saw big stars and there are 6 teeth that I ain't heard from since. > > >> My wife came home and saw me, just a lying in the dirt, > > >> She rushed up to her HORSE and asked him, "Sweetheart are you HURT?" > > >> He'd scratched his nose a little bit, and the memory galls me yet, > > >> She left me lying in the mud, and ran to call the VET!!! > > >> > > >> -Author Unknown >
--- Begin Message --- > > >> My wife she has a quarter horse, with flaxen mane and tail > > >> She thinks he is the finest thing that ever jogged a rail > > >> She calls him Dandy Darling, and if the truth I tell, > > >> That fancy pampered quarter horse has made my life pure HELL. > > >> My wife she used to cook for ME and serve it with champagne > > >> Now she'd rather feed that horse and fix his special grain. > > >> She rides him every morning, and grooms him half the night, > > >> The last time that she kissed ME it was just to be polite. > > >> He dresses better than I do, with matching wraps and ties, > > >> My wardrobe's so neglected now that I attract the flies. > > >> One day my wife was shopping, she was down at the mall, > > >> And fancy pampered DANDY was just standing in his stall. > > >> He looked so smug and sassy, that I began to grin, > > >> I'd saddle that fat sucker, and take him for a spin. > > >> I've wondered since if cues I gave, he might have misconstrued, > > >> For when I climbed aboard that horse, he rightly came UNGLUED. > > >> He bucked and spun, and snorted fire, and threw me through a fence. > > >> I saw big stars and there are 6 teeth that I ain't heard from since. > > >> My wife came home and saw me, just a lying in the dirt, > > >> She rushed up to her HORSE and asked him, "Sweetheart are you HURT?" > > >> He'd scratched his nose a little bit, and the memory galls me yet, > > >> She left me lying in the mud, and ran to call the VET!!! > > >> > > >> -Author Unknown > . ____________________________________________________ IncrediMail - Email has finally evolved - Click Here --- End Message ---
