Remington, my four gaited 13.3hh Icelandic gelding riding partner, has now trotted by the eight thousand AERC endurance miles mark for his career. I usually like to celebrate in some way when he gets another thousand miles. Last time, I shared the recipe for a new cocktail I invented, the Pony Express. This time I got ordained to perform wedding ceremonies for my friends and whoever. So if you want to get hitched at an endurance ride, you need to supply your fiance (or just someone you got drunk with the night before) and an official marriage license, and I can tie the knot for you.