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CATEGORY FOUR.  They never said it was going to be a friggen Category 4.

All weathermen must die!  Shit!  I'm really pissed.  You consider running at 
Category 3; a 4 or 5, if you don't hit the road, you're road kill!

Well, I guess the good news is we're the exit point; not the entry.  But, 
well, I'm sorry to inform ya'll at such short notice, the ride scheduled at 
my place, the ones with all the drunks and nakid people (or, combine the 
two), will not take place as previously scheduled.  I'm sorry, but, things 
have changed for the downside (damn, Friday the 13th, I should have known).

I was gonna cancel that nakid thing anyway, cause, well, truth be told, my 
mother in law, who lives in a mobile home down the road a few miles, was 
ordered by the county to evacuate  (Hear Ye, Hear Ye, all residents who 
reside in a mobile home are hereby and herewith ordered to evacuate thier 
mobile home of residence herewith and here now, and, so beith"), and, well, 
she's at my place.  SO, I WAS GONNA CANCEL THAT NAKID IDEA OF MINE 
altogether, when she show'd up, cause, well, if she got the idea to join us, 
my heart, it just could not handle the visual.  Damnit, I'm too young to 
die!

Sorry, but now that reality has kicked in, we gotta cancel all of it now; 
everything.  The shit has hit the fan.  We're all gonna die down here.  This 
is not a drill!  The thunder to my southwest sounds like some sort of Civil 
War reenactment.  And, since I'm not really sure if Florid is a Southern 
state, I have no idea which side I'm on.

Ashley, return to Tennessee, with that valuable, illegal, moonshine (it's to 
die for), and, save yourself.  If I survive, I only ask, you save me a swig. 
 I'll be back there soon, in my new home state (which, btw, has a verly low 
death rate due to hurricanes).

Those of you who were actually considering coming down, from out of state, 
God love ya, and, yea, I love a good party as well, but, please, do not.  
Like my good friend, Ashely Wilkes (from "Gone With the Wind"), "SAVE 
YOURSELVES.  LIVE TO RIDE ANOTHER DAY."

cya,
I hope.  Howard (oh, God, she does have a very deep sense of humor; just 
when you think you're safe or something, damn, if it all don't change, 
lickety split, quicker than a Wal-Mart run for water and batteries)

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