howard, if you are gonna be a ghost, can you be a cool ghost like the headless horseman? then you could ride through the woods at night, scaring the ________ out of everybody. and if you had one of those pumpkins for a head, then you could throw it and splatter the pumpkin all over certain select individuals. think about it! ed
And, most importantly, he could have a candle in the pumpkin to see his way through the dark woods. Then everyone would love him even more. :>))