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Sorry for this, and those of you who are easily offended, for your own 
protection, please delete now, but, I couldn't help myself.  I'd like to add 
to Darlene and Terry's #10 the following:  "When's my out time?"

#10) During sex with your partner they ask what "What Loop am I ON"

cya,
Howard (I know, it's quite sad)


> From: Darlene Anderson <dpdendurance@xxxxxxxxx>
> To: ridecamp@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: Fwd: Re: [RC]   [PNER] 10 ways to recogize you may be hooked up 
> w/an endurance junkie
> Date: Thu, 13 May 2004 07:58:32 -0700 (PDT)
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> My Best Good Bear Friend, Terry, wrote this after one of my lastest rides. 
> Should I be taking notes here?? >BG<
> Darlene
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> > 10 ways to recognize your partner may be a Endurance Junkie.
> > There is no known cure for this affliction. I would suggest
> > counseling for your-self to manage the afflicted partner.
> >
> > #1) Every room in your home is decorated by Ted & Joyce Brown.
> > #2) there is no room in your refrigerator for human food as it is
> > too full of jars of pre-mixed electrolytes & applesauce, ice-boots,
> > & pails of soaking oats.
> > #3) When you balance your check book you find that you paid more
> > money to John & Steph Teeter than you paid on the mortgage for your
> > house.
> > #4) You ran out of gas this morning on the way to work because the
> > afflicted partner siphoned all the gas out while you were sleeping
> > to get to the next ride.
> > #5) your partner shows up at your company Christmas party wearing
> > riding tights, chaps, & hooded Kickitat Trek sweatshirt.
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> > #6) Knows the name of every horse at the Prineville Ride but can't
> > remember your mother's name.
> > #7) Wakes you up in the middle of the night screaming "LOOSE HORSE"
> > #8) You have a new washer & dryer but have to drive to town laundry
> > mat to do your own clothes cause yours are always full of horse hair.
> > #9) The carpet in your house sprouts Alfalpha every seven days.
> > #10) During sex with your partner they ask what "What Loop am I ON"
>
> Or one person suggested for that question posed in #10 "How long is my hold 
> time?"
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Riding alone is when you teach a horse all the "tools" and "cues" he needs
to handle the trail, to hold a speed, deal with hills, etc. It's also where
you develop the "bond" that causes him to "defer" to you before losing his
cool.
~ Jim Holland

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