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[RC] Meanderings - Ridecamp GuestPlease Reply to: Tracey bandipops@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx or ridecamp@xxxxxxxxxxxxx ========================================== So here I am, browsing through the Ridecamp archives. A feat made difficult, I'll admit, because I'm constantly having to duck the barrage of petrol bombs and ballistic missiles being hurled my way by the Iraquis, who, emboldened by the South African Government's failure to invade their country, have shown themselves to be the imperialist pigs which Bush, in his wisdom, saw them to be, are having an all-out war with local Beef Farmers. The farmers, still reeling from stock losses sustained by ravaging packs of lions, are seething that they're now facing financial ruin, and most of them are being forced to downscale their wives' cars from top of the range Mercedes Benz to *gasp* the new Mini Coupes (can you tell that The Italian Job was a big hit out here?). But seriously....it's good to be back on RC and to see that, despite my being absent for a while (jeez, for so long in fact that I can't find my flame-resistant suit anywhere), not much has changed. Good to see familiar names getting into familiar trouble again. Tracey PS If anyone cares to visit, we have NO wolves here, NO moose (Mooses? Meece? What is the plural anyway?) or elk here and the only Iraqi I know makes the best Schwarmas this side of Tel Aviv!! ===========================================================One of the great joys of being a pompous idiot is that you can do and think whatever you want. ~ Homer Safferwiffle ridecamp.net information: http://www.endurance.net/ridecamp/ ===========================================================
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