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In a message dated 04/09/2004 3:49:09 PM Eastern Daylight Time, howard9732@xxxxxxx writes:

> howard, you are such a nut!  and you have such a knack for pissing people 
> >off!  you should take diplomacy lessons from me!  :-)  now, get out from 
> >behind that tree and let me see if i can run over you with my horse!
> >this is our action news reporter here on the scene at the finish line after 
> >the big race.  pardon me sir, did you see what happened?  (howard)  yeah, i 
> >did.  i was just standin over thar behind that tree, sippin on a cold 
> >drank.   then i heard 'em.  forty nine sets of thunderin hooves!  i 
> >hollered over at ethel,  better look, ethel!  it was too late,  she was 
> >just settin thar in the road, readn the funny papers.  well, now i dont 
> >think ethel believes its very funny.  who turnt all 'em horses loose?  why 
> >aint they told me this is the finish line?!   aint them horses got brakes?! 
> >  ed


Now Howard,

You know that them there people out West ain't going to cotton to this type of talkin.  Last time you called our women folk "women" they bout had a hissy.  They ain't gonna be happy bout this so when they start a raising cane you better be awaiting on em.  

Phil