>Lessons From Your Horse:
>When you're tense, let me teach you that there are lions in the
>woods, and we need to leave. NOW!!
>When you're short tempered, let me teach you how to slog around
the
>pasture for an hour before you catch me.
>When you're short-sighted, let me teach you to figure out where,
>exactly, in 40 acres I'm hiding.
>When you're quick to react, let me teach you that herbivores kick
>much faster than omnivores.
>When you're worried, let me entertain you with my mystery
lameness.
>When you feel superior, let me teach you that mostly, you're the
>maid service.
>When you're self-absorbed, let me teach you to pay attention!! (I
>told you about those lions in the woods...)
>When you're arrogent, let me teach you what 1,200 pounds of
>yahoo-let's-go! speed event horse can do when suitably inspired.
>When you're lonely, let me be your companion. Let's do lunch.
Also
>breakfast, dinner, and snacks.
>When you're tired, don't forget the 600 pounds of grain that need
to
>be unloaded.
>When you're feeling financially secure, let me teach you the
meaning
>of "veterinary services, additional."
