Okay since you guys are talking spider webs, I got a short spider story.
Took my husband on a short ride few months back. Told him helmet was mandatory (he doesn't ride a lot).
He got his helmet and before he put it on I suggested he check the "air vents" he laughed my idea off because I was in his view being the nagging wife! lol...anyway, I pushed the matter and said "ho helmet" "no ride".. So he abliged.
Sure enough, in one of the vent holes (lexington schooling helment) was a rather nice sized Black Widow! He thanked me and I was glad because he almost made me one!
(a widow that is!)
See guys, sometimes a nagging wife can be a good thing! hehe