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[RC] re: sayings for getting bucked off - Michelle Fink

Here's a repost from the archives.  It's been posted a few times over the
years, one more time can't hurt.


25. Joining Airborne Equitation International (affectionately known as
AAEEEEEEEEEI!).
24. I'm in a transitional relationship with my saddle.
23. Dirt for Dessert.
22. High-fiving a nightcrawler.
21. Swan dive (Water Optional).
20. Lunching at ouch cafe.
19. Spending a little quality time with gravity.
18. Needing X-ray's at X.
17. Checking your girth...from the bottom.
16. Journey To The Center Of Earth.
15. Doing the rootin' tootin', grass-scorching, scare-the-spectators,
girth-bustin', worm-burn' boogie.
14. A quick trip to Dirtsville.
13. Trolling for paramedics.
12. Just seeing if the judge was paying attention.
11. A Richter-Scale-5 spot check of footing quality.
10. Insufficient flapping.
9. Studying impact craters at close range.
8. Losing the oxer lottery.
7. Spontaneous retrograde.
6. Pushing down daisies.
5. Turf surfing or dirt diving.
4. Incoming!!
3. A short step-over four feet south of Hermes, France.
2. Vulture baiting.

And the Number One euphemism for falling off:
A Farewell to Fine Leather.




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