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In a message dated 03/21/2003 10:08:21 PM Eastern Standard Time, whytrotfarms@xxxxxxxxx writes:

> sarge let ted come in the yard, go in the barn and up into the loft.  ted tossed down the bale of hay and started down the ladder, only to be met by a growling, snapping, sarge!  try as he could to reassure sarge, ted couldnt convince him that he meant no harm.   each time ted tried to take a step down the ladder,  sarge would chase him back up.  well, ted had to stay up there 3 hours until butch got home from work!   ted told him, "next time, be sure to tell the dog you told me i could get some hay!"          ed


I had a Rottie, the best dog I ever had.  It is accurately very true on what they say about a Rottie.  They will let you in but won't let you out!!  A story comes to mind.  

A thief broke into an apartment and was rummaging through the rooms collecting up things and suddenly heard someone say "Jesus is going to get you!"  The robber quietly peaked around a corner to see a parrot sitting on his perch.  As the parrot saw the robber the parrot said "Jesus is going to get you!"  Relieved that it was only a parrot talking the robber told the parrot to shut up and finished stealing what he wanted and headed for the door.  Just then there was a frightening low growl.  The robber turned to the parrot and said "What is that."  The Parrot replied, " That's Jesus, he's a Rottwieller!!!"

Phil