From: EBraznell@xxxxxxx
Sent: Thursday, August 29, 2002 11:10 AM
To: Ridecamp@xxxxxxxxxxxxx; renieburnett@xxxxxxxx
Subject: Re: [RC] sheath cleaning
I have trained my horse to drop on command when I put my hand on his sheath
and say, alluringly, "Drop, Dukie, drop." I trained him to do this by
offering him a treat when he dropped the slightest bit. Other horses may
respond to rubbing their navel.
For cleaning, I put a hose, on low, into his sheath, and let it flow. It
softens the smegma really well. Then, if he's really bad, I use Excalibur,
but I love the idea of the KY jelly. He usually does not drop for the hose
part.
After I've done that part, we go to his stall, where the lights are low, and
he relaxes. He then will drop his penis all the way on command.......
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Elizabeth, I gotta ask you, do you have candles lit, to accompany the low lighting? Is there music (I highly recommend Barry White) playing in the background? Any wine or champagne? I guess the thought of offering only beer would just cheapen the ceremony, so, I do think a good Chardonnay would be more appropriate. The mood is everything, although it is my personal experience that most horses, geldings included, prefer beer to help them get into the right frame of mind for what you plan to do here.
You may not have meant it, the way I took your post, but I do think this is the funniest one yet. My wife read it and couldn't stop laughing. If I hear her mumbling tonite, in her sleep, saying, "Drop, Dukie, Drop," I'll know where that's coming from.
cya,
Howard (I know Steph or John, or both, are going to reach right into that sheath and pull the bean on this one)
