[RC] A Horses View (OT) - sharp penny
Thought y'all would enjoy this...now you'll know what your
horse is thinking when he/she comes upon these "trail
obstacles".
Regards,
Penny
> A Horse's View of the 10 most scary things.
>
> 10. Blowing paper
> "At any moment it could whip up into our faces, covering
> our noses. We could
> suffocate. And don't try to tell us you'd do CPR."
>
> 9. Barking Dogs
> "What? You've never read Steven King's Cujo?"
>
> 8. Puddles of Water
> "Quicksand"
>
> 7. Trash Cans
> "They've been known to swallow horses and transport them
> into another dimension."
>
> 6. Babies and Little Kids
> "Long lost tribe of horse-eating pygmies."
>
> 5. Plaid Horse Blankets
> "Hey, when was the last time you wore plaid? It adds at
> least 100 lbs."
>
> 4. Ropes and Hoses on the Ground
> "Dreaded North American trail snakes."
>
> 3. Ponies or Donkeys
> "Cute, clever, hardy. They want to take over the world."
>
> 2. Windy Days
> "Two words: Impending tornado."
>
> And the number one scary thing in the minds of horses?
>
> 1. Carts and Wagons
> "Look. You put a human on our backs we can always buck
> them off. But hitching a horse to a wheeled object. It's
> just not right. No matter how fast I trot, that darn cart
> is still running after me. Oh, the horror!"
>
>
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