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[Rides 2 Far <rides2far@juno.com>]

 I was just thinking about making up a standard post ridecamp covering
all the hot topics. It could be used by anyone at any time that they
don't feel they're getting enough mail:

To whom it may concern:
I believe Limited Distance is endurance...and we should all try to come
in first on 25 milers with barefoot trims. All shoes cripple horses.  I
consider 25 miles endurance because I am handicapped and on full
disability.  However, my goal is to ride International because I really
want to win the big money.  Unfortunately I got pulled this week when my
horse thumped.  I feed straight Alfalfa because I always have and I know
it's not the problem.   I don't ride Arabians. They're all idiots and shy
too much.  Besides, they all have clubbed feet.  

I just got back from a ride where it looked like the ride manager made a
killing.  I think that he should return my required deposit because  they
didn't offer a vegetarian platter for me.  I parked between two huge rigs
with really loud generators which ran all night.  Their stallion that
always kicks other horses in the vet check broke out of his electric
corral and got tangled up in my 3 dog's chains. Fortunately I always
leave my dogs loose so they weren't on them at the time. Since I always
ride with a 357 I was able to put him out of his misery before he damaged
my chains.  Later a neighbor came over to ask me what he could do about
the loin rubs that his Ortho-Flex had caused. I told him all Ortho-Flexes
always cripple *every* horse who has ever worn them then I asked him what
brand of GPS he recommended. The next morning I couldn't leave because
the transmission on my Dodge Ram had gone out. I was so upset I forgot to
soak my beetpulp long enough and my horse got choked.  (Forward this to
everyone on your list...it's really not a hoax, my brother in law sent it
and he's a professional!)

Anybody got any additions? >g<
Angie

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