----- Original Message -----
Sent: Sunday, March 11, 2001 3:44
PM
Subject: RC: Fwd: Fw: Normal trip to Wal
Mart (humor for the cranky people)
Ok so maybe this isn't endurance related
but
thought it would get everyone's mind of the crappy
weather, animal
by products and such.
Penny
(good thing Steph's busy playing
in the desert!)
>
> Things to do at Walmart while your
spouse/partner is
> taking his/her sweet
> time
>
>
1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in
> people's carts when
they
> aren't looking.
>
> 2. Set all the alarm clocks to
go off at 10 minute
> intervals.
>
> 3. Make a trail of
orange juice on the floor to the
> rest rooms.
>
> 4. Walk
up to an employee and tell him/her in an
> official tone, 'I think we
> have a code 3 in house wares,' and see what happens.
>
>
> 5. Put M&M's on layaway.
>
> 6. Move CAUTION WET
FLOOR signs to carpet areas.
>
> 7. Set up a tent in the camping
department, tell
> others you'll only invite
> them in if they
bring pillows from the bedding
> department.
>
> 8. When
someone asks if they can help you, begin to
> cry and ask, 'Why won't
> you people leave me alone.'
>
> 9. Look right into the
security camera and use it as
> a mirror while you pick
> your
nose.
>
> 10. Dart around suspiciously while humming the
theme
> from 'Mission
> Impossible.'
>
> 11. While
handling guns in the hunting department
> ask the clerk if he knows
> where the antidepressants are.
>
> 12. In the auto
department practice your Madonna
> look using different size
>
funnels.
>
> 13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people
browse
> through say 'PICK ME!
> PICK ME!!!!!
>
>
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker
> assume the fetal
> position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices
> again.'
>
> 15. Go to the fitting room and yell real
>
loud....."Hey we're out of toilet
> paper in here!"
>
>
>
>
>
>
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