Fwd: Fw: Normal trip to Wal Mart (humor for the cranky people)

[sharp penny <penelope_75647@yahoo.com>]

   Ok so maybe this isn't endurance related but
thought it would get everyone's mind of the crappy
weather, animal by products and such.
  
Penny
(good thing Steph's busy playing in the desert!)

> 
> Things to do at Walmart while your spouse/partner is
> taking his/her sweet 
> time 
> 
> 1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in
> people's carts when they 
> aren't looking. 
> 
> 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute
> intervals. 
> 
> 3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the
> rest rooms. 
> 
> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an
> official tone, 'I think we 
> have a code 3 in house wares,' and see what happens.
> 
> 
> 5. Put M&M's on layaway. 
> 
> 6. Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas. 
> 
> 7. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell
> others you'll only invite 
> them in if they bring pillows from the bedding
> department. 
> 
> 8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to
> cry and ask, 'Why won't 
> you people leave me alone.' 
> 
> 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as
> a mirror while you pick 
> your nose. 
> 
> 10. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme
> from 'Mission 
> Impossible.' 
> 
> 11. While handling guns in the hunting department
> ask the clerk if he knows 
> where the antidepressants are. 
> 
> 12. In the auto department practice your Madonna
> look using different size 
> funnels. 
> 
> 13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse
> through say 'PICK ME! 
> PICK ME!!!!! 
> 
> 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker
> assume the fetal 
> position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices
> again.' 
> 
> 15. Go to the fitting room and yell real
> loud....."Hey we're out of toilet 
> paper in here!" 
> 
> 
> 
>   
> 
> 


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