Re: Fw: New Research

["Tracey" <tracey@tbt.co.za>]

Hmm, so if your theory is correct :


1    Smoking should improve one's fitness by killing off the weaker lung
cells first; and

2    STD's should enhance sexual performance by killing off the weaker
...um... "sex cells" first.


Somehow, I don't think it's going to fly, darling, but nice try.


Tracey
-----Original Message-----
From: Whitney Bass <bass@bigsky.net>
To: Lacey Griffiths <evaughn@bigsky.net>; Jody Hicks
<jhicks@vetmed.wsu.edu>; Kris A. Kramer <k2@cyberport.net>;
ridecamp@endurance.net <ridecamp@endurance.net>; Drin Becker
<rainbow@montana.com>; Carol Rowley <rowley@bigsky.net>; Tanya Tafelmeyer
<tantaf@evansinet.com>
Date: Monday, June 19, 2000 7:30 PM
Subject: RC: Fw: New Research


>
>> > > The following is an actual excerpt from this month's Forbe's
>> > > Magazine:
>> > >
>> > > A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest
>> > > buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and
>> > > weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural
>> > > selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the
>> > > general speed and health of the whole is maintained or even
>> > > improved by the regular culling of the weakest members.
>> > >
>> > > In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as
>> > > fast as the slowest brain cells through which the electrical
>> > > signals pass.  Recent epidemiological studies have shown
>> > > that while excessive intake of alcohol kills off brain
>> > > cells, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells
>> > > first.  Thus, regular consumption of beer helps eliminate
>> > > the weaker cells, constantly making the brain a faster and
>> > > more efficient machine.  The  result of this in-depth study
>> > > verifies and validates the causal link between all-weekend
>> > > parties and job related performance.  It also explains why,
>> > > after a few short years of leaving a university and getting
>> > > married, most professionals cannot keep up with the
>> > > performance of the new graduates.  Only those few that stick
>> > > to the strict regimen of voracious alcoholic consumption can
>> > > maintain the intellectual levels that they achieved during
>> > > their college years.
>> > >
>> > > So, this is a call to arms. As our country is losing its
>> > > technological edge, we must not shudder in our homes.  Get
>> > > back into the bars.  Quaff that pint.  Your company and
>> > > country need you to be at your peak, and you shouldn't deny
>> > > yourself the career that you could have. Take life by the
>> > > bottle and be all that you can be.
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> >
>
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