Hysterical Horse Ads (too funny)

["Karen J. Zelinsky" <kjz2@juno.com>]

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Countdown to best Error in a Horse Ads:

 21. Appleloosa for sale.

 20. Willingly piaffes & massages.
        --- I WANT this horse

 19. Bay 3-yr-old, lightly started, lounges well.
        --- have had several of these

 18. Cooked semen available. <--- eeewwww

 17. Welsh filly, pretty head & eye.
        Just stared over fences.

 16. 3-yr-old TB mare, recently startled under saddle.

 15. Aged race gelding, has four clean kegs.

 14. Rider must sell: horse going to college.

 13. Gray pony, very athletic, broke to dive.

 12. Small horse farm for sale, 33 acres,
        large fenced pastures plus three
        small haddocks.

 11. Attractive gelding for Combined Training,
        ready to brake in the spring.

 10. Aged Warmblood mare, no lices.
       Reasonably priced to good home.

 9. Registered Hockey Club mare.

 8. Super mover-gloats over the ground!

 7. Always in the ribbons over fences & thunder saddle.

 6. Select young stock for sale, top scores at insurrection.

 5. 1899 filly offered for sale.

 4. Oldenburg colt, will manure to 17 hands.

 3. Young Hanoverian, started u/s, bumping over small courses.

 2. Many sport horses for sale, all apes and sizes.

 #1 The Best Error in a Horse Ad: LFG-Live Floral Guarantee.


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