Fw: Cold...

["Celia Krall" <celiak@pcrs.net>]

Well this isn't really endurance related, but I thought you all could still
"relate".

> > > COLD IS RELATIVE (IN DEGREES FAHRENHEIT)
> > > 
> > >  50 above - New  Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens.
> > >  40 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe.
> > >  35 above - Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the
windows 
> > >             down.
> > >  32 above - Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.
> > >  20 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats. Canadians
throw 
> > >             on a t-shirt
> > >  15 above - Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go 
> > >             swimming.
> > >  Zero     - New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians
have
> 
> > >             the last cook-out before it gets cold.
> > >  10 below - People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flag
poles.
> > >  20 below - Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians wear a light 
> > >             jacket.
> > >  40 below - Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos.
> > >  60 below - Mt. St. Helens freezes. Canadian girl scouts begin
selling
> > >             cookies door to door.
> > >  80 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate the arctic. Canadian boy 
> > >             scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets
> cold 
> > >             enough.
> > > 100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down 
> > >             their ear flaps.
> > > 173 below - Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they

> > >             can't thaw their kegs.
> > > 297 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products. Canadian cows
> > >             complain of farmers with cold hands.
> > > 460 below - All atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying
"Cold'nuff 
> > >             for ya?"
> > > 500 below - Hell freezes over. The Maple Leafs win the Stanley cup.
> > > 
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> >