Fw: NEW TRAINING DEVICE

["Patrick Allen" <jfhr@inetworld.net>]

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Elizabeth M Szeliga <emszeliga
Sent: Friday, January 07, 2000 3:38 AM
Subject: NEW TRAINING DEVICE


> Not getting the respect you deserve, even though you seem to spend all
> day in the round pen?
>
> You know you're the Alpha mare, but the horses think otherwise!
>
> Well now all your dominance hierarchy problems can be a thing of the
> past with our revolutionary, patented WEAR-A-MARE system!! Years of
> research have gone into the design of our state-of-the-art WEAR-A-MARE
>  ears. These are not like any of the other prosthetic horse appendages
> currently available on the internet. This is a quality product.
>
> We pride ourselves on our LIFE-LIKE faux horsehide covering, but what
> sets us apart is our inner looped-coathanger-ear-flexion system. You pin
> these bad boys, and they stay pinned! Simply bend ears to desired level
> of menace, put on head, and tighten drawstring until secure. NO ASSEMBLY
> REQUIRED!
>
> Then enter the pasture and watch those uppity horses change their tune.
> What could be simpler?!
>
> Basic system includes:
>
> 1. One pair of our remarkable LIFE-LIKE mare ears in a variety of breeds
> (available in your choice of chestnut, white, or bay. Coming
> soon----BLACK!!!)
>
> 2. Gusty winds? No problem. Even Warmblood ears stay in place with our
> Wear-A-Mare patented drawstring attachment system!
>
> 3.  "New to the Herd: A First-Timer Instruction Booklet" (Sections
> include:
> Adjusting your Ears for Maximum Results, Look Mean Like You Mean It,
> Proper Care of Your Wear-A-Mare, and a helpful FAQ--section ( "the dog
> ate my left ear. Can I get a replacement?" etc.)
>
> 4. As a final symbol of our commitment to the pecking order, you will
> receive FREE-- AS OUR GIFT-- our patented Equine Language Audiocassette.
> Sure,  it "sounds" like any old recording of Trigger neighing at
> inappropriate
> times. BUT what makes our patented Equine Language audiocassette the
> industry
> standard is our double-patented, subliminally-encoded message!! Yes, you
> heard right!   While Mr. Big-Easyboots is munching expensive hay in that
> smug way of his, being implanted in his unsuspecting psyche are the
> words, "you're not so hot... you're not so hot... you're not so...".
(Other
> variations may include  "the other horses laugh at you," "your mother
> was a donkey," or "you may step on my feet, but I could eat you at any
> time.") We'll just see who's Mr. Big Alpha-Pants in the morning.
>
> Satisfied customers speak out...
>
> "This is more than just some fake horse ears you stick on your head:
> it's a training system."
>
> "I never would have believed it. My rotten horse always used to push on
> me, but from the very first day with WEAR-A-MARE,  he just stood there
> looking at me.  Remarkable."
>
> "Gentlemen, I'm sold on your WEAR-A-MARE product. I have the Criolla
> ears in bay, and even though I still carry a piece of rebar with me to the
> pasture I'm convinced it's your LIFE-LIKE ears that have made the
> difference."
>
> "Your WEAR-A-MARE ears put the zing back in our marriage.  We hope to
> someday have a horse."
>
> "I ran him around the round pen until we had true unity eleven times but
> he still won't catch in the pasture. But when I put on my MARE ears and go
> to get him, them other old geldings get out of my way."
>
> "WEAR-A-MARE even fooled our stallion!" (name withheld by request)
>
> Just send three equal payments of $49.95 to the Originator of this message
> and your dominance problems are over!
>
>


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