Dog Haikus

[connie B Berto <cberto@juno.com>]

These were in a Humane Society newsletter -- too funny not to share --  
Connie B

Dog Haiku and Farewell

I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten squirrel.

I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You will ever be.

Today I sniffed
Many dog behinds -- I celebrate
By kissing your face.

I sound the alarm!
Pool Man -- come to kill us all
Look!  Look!  Look!  Look!  Look!

I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.

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