Limericks for Tom

["Joe Long" <jlong@mti.net>]

That crack race-horse trainer Tom Ivers,
Gives us long-distance riders the shivers.
He says "Pour in the feed!
It's got more 'go' than weed!
Do as *I* say, you old lily-livers!"

Tom Ivers, well known flat-track trainer,
Thinks ENdurance feed's a no-brainer.
Just pump up the carbs
and ignore all the barbs
And you'll win -- so what if he's lamer?

; ^ >


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Joe Long
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