In the midst of the hubbub, just a little reminder
'cause I know that you love your team of nine reindeer.
Make sure your HRM electrodes are fastened just right,
you've got far to travel this Christmas Eve night.
There'll be vet checks every 25 chimneys or so,
electrolytes then to help your guys get-up-and-go.
If, at the end of this very long haul,
some of your team seem ready to fall:
a nice hot, wet bran mash, including some chop
with a good sprinkling of carrots all over the top.
And if you fear too much speed will do them all in,
slow down and remember, "To finish is to win."!
HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD...RIDE!
Laney