ENGLISH (DISCRETE/DISCREET)

["JOHN AYERS" <ayers@plainfield.bypass.com>]

Now that we Ridecampers are to become "educated" 
we are happy to contribute:

> 21 REASONS WHY THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS HARD TO LEARN:
> >
> >     1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
> >     2) The farm was used to produce produce.
> >     3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
> >     4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
> >     5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
> >     6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
> >     7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was
> >         time to present the present.
> >     8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
> >     9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
> >    10) I did not object to the object.
> >    11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
> >    12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
> >    13) They were too close to the door to close it.
> >    14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
> >    15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
> >    16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
> >    17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
> >    18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.
> >    19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
> >    20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
> >    21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

John and Meshack 
http://www.bypass.com/~ayers (Vermont Equestrian Activities) 
Secretary/Treasurer Vermont Arabian Horse Association