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>From: "Betsy C Grier" <BBGRIER@prodigy.net>
>To: "Trey Watkins" <willyw3@aol.com>, "Anne Carey Rodwell"
<acrodwell@aol.com>,
> "Jay Quantz" <QINTER@aol.com>,
> "Rai and Jay Pullin" <pullin@mindspring.com>,
> "Jay Nunn" <JBNunnIII@aol.com>,
> "Becky and Tripp Miller" <trippbeckymiller@worldnet.att.net>,
> "Bill Lamar" <wflamar@aol.com>,
> "Amy and Sid Kilgore" <kilgores@mindspring.com>,
> "Katie and Scott Jones" <joneskf@spart5.k12.sc.us>,
> "Truett Gardner" <truettg@yahoo.com>,
> "Kelly Crawford" <kcrawford@csgflorida.com>,
> "Will" <Wilcassidy@aol.com>
>Subject: Fw: DOGS
>Date: Tue, 2 Mar 1999 09:25:48 -0500
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>>>>Things Dogs Must Try To Remember....
>>>
>>>I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when
>>>he's on the toilet.
>>>
>>>The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
>>>
>>>I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm
>>>lying under the coffee table.
>>>
>>>I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
>>>
>>>I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE
>>>entering the house.
>>>
>>>I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they
>>>eat it.
>>>
>>>I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces
>>>of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw
>>>up.
>>>
>>>I will not throw up in the car.
>>>
>>>I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.
>>>
>>>"Kitty box crunchies" are not food.
>>>
>>>I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them
>>>in the backyard after processing.
>>>
>>>The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
>>>
>>>I will not wake Mommy up by sticking my cold, wet
>>>nose up her bottom end.
>>>
>>>I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell
>>>them.
>>>
>>>I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the
>>>red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging.
>>>
>>>When in the car, I will not insist on having the
>>>window rolled down when it's raining outside.
>>>
>>>We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time
>>>I hear one on TV.
>>>
>>>I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all
>>>over the back yard with it.
>>>
>>>The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom &
>>>Dad's laps.
>>>
>>>My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
>>>
>>>I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in
>>>for Dad's driver's license and car registration.
>>>
>>>
>>>
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