Fw: Re: RULES

["superpat" <superpat@gateway.net>]

Having seen so many responses to this rules list, I thought I should give
credit where credit is due....this list was sent to me by a DRESSAGE rider
and I just knew you ride campers would relate. Dressage rider? Oy yoi
yoi....some of them really do have a great sense of humor. Then there are
the rest of them......
Pat
----- Original Message -----
From: B.E. Jackson <riosanbravo@hotmail.com>
To: <ridecamp@endurance.net>
Sent: Tuesday, November 30, 1999 7:30 AM
Subject: RC: Re: RULES


> Oh, ha ha... Very good, Nina. Still off topic, but slightly more original
> (hasn't been through my email at least a dozen times like John's had) and
> vastly more amusing IMO.
>
> Bonnie (the bad girl who DOES have a sense of humor up to the 5th time she
> reads the same "funny" email)
>
>
> >Rules Woman wished men knew:
> >
> >Learn to work the toilet seat, if you managed to lift it up, gravity is
on
> >your side when it comes to putting it back down.
> >
> >Sometimes we aren't Thinking about having sex.
> >
> >I ate it didn't I?  Is not considered praise.
> >
> >Your responsibility for raising children does not end at conception.
> >
> >Get rid of your combover, it's not different it's just as ridiculous as
any
> >other combover, your losing your hair, face it.
> >
> >An order of take out ribs and a Chris Farley movie is not everybody's
idea
> >of
> >a good time.
> >
> >Yeah, Yeah, you look fine, is not a compliment.
> >
> >Yes, I do tell my best friend everything.
> >
> >You have enough ball caps.
> >
> >You have too many T-shirts.
> >
> >You're too old to wear a Goatee.
> >
> >Every actor we find attractive is not gay.   You can stop using this one,
> >we
> >have all heard it.
> >
> >A hug is not always a prelude to sex.
> >
> >When we ask are you listening?  We already know that you are not.
> >
> >Your best friend is an idiot.
> >
> >Nothing says I love you like offering to go to the grocery store.
> >
> >If you can rebuild a 66 mustang carburetor, working the washing machine
> >should be a snap.
> >
> >Yes, and no are sometimes expectable answers, grunts and blank stares are
> >not.
> >
> >A sore back that prevents you from doing household chores for 17 months
is
> >a
> >problem, see a doctor.
> >
> >Underwear is like a car, after 5 years it needs to be replaced with a
newer
> >model.
> >
> >A romantic weekend getaway does not include baiting a hook
> >
> >Slapping us on the butt and saying how about getting us a cold one sweet
> >thang, is not foreplay.
> >
> >If it was really good for me, you wouldn't have to ask.
> >
> >Nina (although I found John's really funny, and don't believe all of the
> >above, I couldn't help myself!)
>
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