Re: RC: Re: RULES

["B.E. Jackson" <riosanbravo@hotmail.com>]

Oh, ha ha... Very good, Nina. Still off topic, but slightly more original 
(hasn't been through my email at least a dozen times like John's had) and 
vastly more amusing IMO.

Bonnie (the bad girl who DOES have a sense of humor up to the 5th time she 
reads the same "funny" email)


>Rules Woman wished men knew:
>
>Learn to work the toilet seat, if you managed to lift it up, gravity is on
>your side when it comes to putting it back down.
>
>Sometimes we aren't Thinking about having sex.
>
>I ate it didn't I?  Is not considered praise.
>
>Your responsibility for raising children does not end at conception.
>
>Get rid of your combover, it's not different it's just as ridiculous as any
>other combover, your losing your hair, face it.
>
>An order of take out ribs and a Chris Farley movie is not everybody's idea
>of
>a good time.
>
>Yeah, Yeah, you look fine, is not a compliment.
>
>Yes, I do tell my best friend everything.
>
>You have enough ball caps.
>
>You have too many T-shirts.
>
>You're too old to wear a Goatee.
>
>Every actor we find attractive is not gay.   You can stop using this one, 
>we
>have all heard it.
>
>A hug is not always a prelude to sex.
>
>When we ask are you listening?  We already know that you are not.
>
>Your best friend is an idiot.
>
>Nothing says I love you like offering to go to the grocery store.
>
>If you can rebuild a 66 mustang carburetor, working the washing machine
>should be a snap.
>
>Yes, and no are sometimes expectable answers, grunts and blank stares are
>not.
>
>A sore back that prevents you from doing household chores for 17 months is 
>a
>problem, see a doctor.
>
>Underwear is like a car, after 5 years it needs to be replaced with a newer
>model.
>
>A romantic weekend getaway does not include baiting a hook
>
>Slapping us on the butt and saying how about getting us a cold one sweet
>thang, is not foreplay.
>
>If it was really good for me, you wouldn't have to ask.
>
>Nina (although I found John's really funny, and don't believe all of the
>above, I couldn't help myself!)

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