>Date: Tue, 19 Oct 1999 15:52:28 -0700 (PDT)
>From: Susan Young <glenn218@yahoo.com>
>Subject: Ten Exercises To Become A Better Horseman
>To: bill barker <bcbarker@earthlink.net>, Karren Beason <kbeason@cland.net>,
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>
>10. Drop a heavy steel object on your foot. Don't
>pick it up right away. Shout, "Get Off, Stupid! GET
>OFF!"
>
>9. Leap out of a moving vehicle and practice "relaxing
>into the fall." Roll lithely into a ball and spring to
>your feet.
>
>8. Learn to grab your checkbook out of your
>purse/pocket and write out a $200 check without even
>looking down.
>
>7. Jog long distances carrying a halter and a carrot.
>Go ahead and tell the neighbors what you are doing;
>they might as well know now.
>
>6. Affix a pair of reins to a moving freight train and
>practice pulling to a halt. Smile as if you are having
>fun.
>
>5. Hone your fibbing skills: " see, hon. moving hay
>bales is FUN!" and, "no, really, I'm glad your lucky
>performance and multi-million dollar horse won the
>blue ribbon. I am just thankful that my hard work and
>actual ability won me second place"
>
>4. Practice dialing your chiropractor's number with
>both arms paralyzed to the shoulder and one foot
>anchoring the lead rope of a frisky horse.
>
>3. Borrow the U.S. Army's slogan: Be All That You Can
>Be: bitten, thrown, kicked, slimed, trampled,
>frozen...
>
>2. Lie face down in a puddle of mud in your most
>expensive riding clothes and repeat to yourself, "this
>is a learning experience, this is a learning
>experience, this is..."
>
>1. THE NUMBER ONE EXERCISE TO BECOME A BETTER
>EQUESTRIAN: Marry money.
>
>
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