Fw: And It Was So.htm

["Keith and Anna" <desautels@cnetco.com>]

Subject: Fwd: And It Was So.htm


> Here's a little bit of humer to liven up the day
>
>
> >And It Was So
> >
>
> >      God created the mule, and told him, "You will be mule,   working
> >constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy  loads on your back.  You
will
> >eat grass and lack intelligence.  You will live for 50 years."
> >
> >
> >         The mule answered, "To live like this for 50 years is too much.
> >Please, give me no more than 20."  And it was so.
> >
> >
> >       Then God created the dog, and told him, "You will hold  vigilance
> >over the dwellings of Man, to whom you will be his greatest companion.
You
> >will eat his table scraps and   live for 25 years."
> >
> >
> >       And the dog responded, "Lord, to live 25 years as a dog like that
is
> >too much.   Please, no more than 10 years."
> >       And it was so.
> >
> >
> >       God then created the monkey, and told him, "You are monkey.  You
> >shall swing from tree to tree, acting like an idiot.  You will be funny,
> >and you shall live for 20 years."
> >       And the monkey responded, "Lord, to live 20 years as the clown of
> >the world is too much.  Please, Lord, give me no more than 10 years."
> >       And it was so.
> >
> >
> >       Finally, God created Man and told him, "You are Man, the only
> >rational being that walks the earth.   You will use your intelligence to
> >have mastery over the creatures of the world. You will dominate the earth
> >and live for 20 years."
> >
> >
> >       And the man responded, "Lord, to be Man for only 20 years is too
> >little.  Please, Lord, give me the 30 years the mule refused, the 15
years
> >the dog refused, and the 10 years the monkey rejected."
> >       And it was so.
> >
> >
> >       And so God made Man to live 20 years as a man, then marry and live
> >30 years like a mule working and carrying heavy loads on his back.  Then,
> >he is to have children and live 15 years as a dog, guarding his house and
> >eating the leftovers after they empty the pantry; then, in his old age,
to
> >live 10 years as a monkey, acting like an idiot to amuse his
grandchildren.
> >
> >
> >       And it is so !!
> >
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> >Revised: 27 Sep 1999 04:10:15 -0000
> >
>
>
> Anna and the crew!
> (Horses) Hobo the oldest, B&S Shy Ann the mule, Lizzy and Lightning the
> newbies, (Basenjis) Lady the Queen of the house, George and Iceman two
> princes, and Lilly the prairie dog
>
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