- To: <Undisclosed-Recipient:@ns.vvm.com;@aol.com;>
- Subject: Work Virus
- From: "Terry and Donna Cost" <tcost@vvm.com>
- Date: Fri, 27 Aug 1999 14:22:46 -0500
Warning
There is a new virus going around, called
"work." If you receive any sort of "work" at all,
whether via email, internet or simply handed to
you by a colleague...DO NOT OPEN IT.
This has been circulating around our
building for months and those who have been
tempted to open "work" or even look at "work" have
found that their social life is deleted and their
brain ceases to function properly.
If you do encounter "work" via email or are
faced with any "work" at all, then to purge the
virus, send an email to your boss with the words
"I've had enough of your crap.. I'm off to the
pub." The "work" should automatically be forgotten
by your brain. If you receive "work" in paper-
document form, simply lift the document and drag
the "work" to your garbage can. Put on your hat
and coat and skip to the nearest bar with two
friends and order three pints of beer (or rum
punch). After repeating this action 14 times, you
will find that "work" will no longer be of any
relevance to you and that "Scooby Doo" was the
greatest cartoon ever.