Funny: Horse story

[connie B Berto <cberto@juno.com>]

This came from a carriage driving chat line and  is too funny not to pass
on...  Connie B

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Hi all,

This was sent to me by a friend, who recieved it from the friend it
happened to.  ROFLOLPMP....  Sorry, but I have to share it.

 I am a member of a group that re-enacts the Civil War , serving in the
Artillery.
 As a mounted unit , we have several horses , and they always get a lot
of
attention from the public.
 Over  Memorial Day , a self-appointed Animal Rights-type came over to
our
"Master of Horse" and started proclaiming :" Listen here ! I was raised
around horses, I *know* horses , and you are mistreating that one there !
 That horse is obviously pregnant , and should not be forced to pull
loads."
 About that time , the horse ( a gelded male) elected to urinate . One of
the guys in the unit , who had heard the woman's tirade , called out : "
My
god !     It's  water's  broke and there's a leg coming out !"
 The woman left quickly and quietly.

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