horse golf joke

[Momma244@aol.com]

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron 
wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what 
happened.

"Well, it was like this", said the man.  "I was having a quiet round of 
golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of horses.
We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the 
horses had something white at its rear end.  I walked over and lifted up the 
tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball..........stuck right in 
the middle of the horse's butt.  That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?",  asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!""


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