How to get a stolen horse back (or the Cowboy's Horse)

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A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a
drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of
picking on strangers, which he was.  When he finished
his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.

He goes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into
the air, catches it above his head without even looking and
fires a shot into the ceiling.

"WHICH ONE OF YOU SIDEWINDERS STOLE MY
HOSS?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.

No one answered.

"ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHER  BEER AND IF
MY HOSS AIN'T BACK OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINISH,
I'M GONNA DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS!  AND I DON'T
LIKE TO HAVE TO DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS!"

Some of the locals shifted restlessly.  He had another
beer, walked outside and his horse is back!

He saddles-up and starts to ride out of town.

The bartender wanders out of the bar and asks, "Say
partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?"

The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."


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