cowgirl wisdom

[Deanna German <dgerman@earthlink.net>]

This is endurance related because......

(I know!) Because we're all cowgirls and cowboys at heart:

Don't squat with your spurs on.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.
If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin'
 somebody else's dog around.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Generally, you ain't learnin' nothin' when your mouth is a-jawin'.
Trust everybody in the game, but always cut the cards.
There's more ways to skin a cat than stickin' his head in a boot jack
 and jerkin' on his tail.
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be
 surprised if they learn their lesson.
Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so
 important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back

 in your pocket.



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