Re: Fw: Way too Funny!

[Softrider Saddles <softride@cdsnet.net>]

Why waste the Air waves with somthing so stupid. And not horse related.

spencer wrote:

> Quotes from actual Federal Employee performance evaluations:
>
> "Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."
>
> "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiousity."
>
> "I would not allow this employee to breed."
>
> "This employee is not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't
> be."
>
> "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a
> trap."
>
> "When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever
> foot
> was previously in there."
>
> "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
>
> "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
>
> "She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to acheive
> them."
>
> "This employee should go far-- and the sooner he starts, the better."
>
> "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
>
> "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer."
>
> "Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking."
>
> "A room temperature I.Q."
>
> "Got a full six-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all
> together."
>
> "A gross ignoramus - - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
>
> "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
>
> "A prime candidate for natural deselection."
>
> "Bright as Alaska in December."
>
> "One-celled organisms out-score him in I.Q. tests."
>
> "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."
>
> "Fell out of his family tree."
>
> "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."
>
> "Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it."
>
> "He's so dense, light bends around him."
>
> "If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate."
>
> "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."
>
> "It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."
>
> "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."
>
> "Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."
>
> ----------