Fwd: Murphy's Horse Laws..how about a little laugh for a change

[Chris Paus <paus@micoks.net>]

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>Thought you would all enjoy this!
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>1. Hoof picks migrate.
>2. One horse isn't enough; two is too many.
>3. There is no such thing as a sterile barn cat.
>4. A horse's misbehavior will be in direct proportion to the number of people
>who are watching.
>5. An uncomplicated horse can be ruined with enough schooling.
>6. If a horse is advertised "under $5000", you can bet he isn't $2,500.
>7. Tack you hate never wears out; blankets you hate cannot be destroyed;
>horses you hate cannot be sold and will outlive you.
>8. The least useful horse in your barn will eat the most, require shoes every
>four weeks and need the vet at least once a month.
>9. If you do a thorough check of your trailer before hauling, your truck will
>break down.
>10. If you approach within 50 feet of the barn in your "street clothes", you
>will get dirty.
>11. Clipper motors will quit only when you have the horse's head left to
trim.
>12. Wind velocity increases in direct proportion to how well your hat fits.
>13. Clipper blades will become dull only when the horse is half finished.
>14. If you fall off, you will land on the site of your most recent injury.
>15. If you're wondering if you left the water on in the barn, you did.
>16. If you're wondering if you latched the pasture gate, you didn't.
>17. The number of horses you own increases according to the number of stalls
>in your barn.
>18. No one ever notices how you ride until you fall off.
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