Re: how true how true

[Lynette Helgeson <helgeson@lansford.ndak.net>]

Sounds to me that this guy needs to get a life
lololo :-)

Lynette

Chris Paus wrote:

> >JUST INSERT "ARABIAN"
> >>
> >>     HORSE HUSBANDS LAMENT!
> >>
> >>        My wife she has a quarter horse, with flaxen mane and tail
> >>       She thinks he is the finest thing that ever jogged a rail
> >>       She calls him Dandy Darling, and if the truth I tell,
> >>       That fancy pampered quarter horse has made my life pure HELL.
> >>       My wife she used to cook for ME and serve it with champagne
> >>       Now she'd rather feed that horse and fix his special grain.
> >>       She rides him every morning, and grooms him half the night,
> >>       The last time that she kissed ME it was just to be polite.
> >>       He dresses better than I do, with matching wraps and ties,
> >>       My wardrobe's so neglected now that I attract the flies.
> >>       One day my wife was shopping, she was down at the mall,
> >>       And fancy pampered DANDY was just standing in his stall.
> >>       He looked so smug and sassy, that I began to grin,
> >>       I'd saddle that fat sucker, and take him for a spin.
> >>       I've wondered since if cues I gave, he might have misconstrued,
> >>       For when I climbed aboard that horse, he rightly came UNGLUED.
> >>       He bucked and spun, and snorted fire, and threw me through a fence.
> >>       I saw big stars and there are 6 teeth that I ain't heard from since.
> >>       My wife came home and saw me, just a lying in the dirt,
> >>       She rushed up to her HORSE and asked him, "Sweetheart are you HURT?"
> >>       He'd scratched his nose a little bit, and the memory galls me yet,
> >>       She left me lying in the mud, and ran to call the VET!!!
> >>
> >>       Author Unknown
> >>
> >>
> >>