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["Bruce Nagel" <nagl@midwest.net>]

Lusting Alligator Shoes


        A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.  
She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, 
but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors 
were asking.

        After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude 
of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just 
go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes 
at a reasonable price!"

        The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest.  Maybe 
you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"

        Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, 
set on catching herself an alligator.

        Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he 
spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun 
in hand.  Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming 
quickly toward her.  She takes aim, kills the creature and with 
a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank.  Laying 
nearby were several more of the dead creatures.

        The shopkeeper watches in amazement.  Just then the blonde 
flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts, "Damn, this 
one isn't wearing any shoes either!"