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Re: More horsey Hoots



Wait, I wanna play this game...



Oh Lord won't you buy me a horse that will walk
This'un spooks and goes sideways and at shadows he balks
He thinks it's too painful to move while he gawks
So Lord won't you buy me a horse that will walk

Oh Lord won't you buy me a horse that can trot
I'm not sure just what this is, but completion it's not
We got in at midnight exact on the dot
Oh Lord won't you buy me a horse that can trot

Oh, Lord won't you buy me a horse that can run
And I mean like a racehorse, not squirts from his bum
Blue jogs for 'bout eight miles and then says he's done
Oh Lord won't you buy me a horse that can run

Oh Lord won't you buy me a horse that can win
I'd be happy with second or even Top Ten
But the vet said I'm dreaming and he's pulled us again
Oh Lord won't you buy me a horse that can win

Oh Lord won't you buy me a horse to BC
Blue's heart rate won't drop below one-ninety-three
His trot-out's real ugly and so is his pee
Oh Lord won't you buy me a horse to BC


Monika Smith wrote:
> 
> >>Oh Lord won't you buy me a helmet thats white
> >>I 'll wear it so proud Lord I'll be a pretty site
> >>The one brain ya gave me I'll protect it alright
> >>Oh Lord won't you buy me a helmet thats white
> >
> >2ND VERSE:
> >
> >Oh Lord, won't you buy me a helmet that's BLACK
> >The leaders won't spy it when they're lookin' back
> >I'm lettin' him go now, my reins they are slack
> >Oh Lord won't you buy me a helmet that's black
> >
> 3rd Verse:
> 
> Oh Lord, won't you buy me a helmet that's green
> My hopes are to be a racing machine
> I'm making an effort to be fit and lean
> Oh lord won't you buy me a helmet that's green
> 
> 4th Verse:
> 
> Oh Lord, won't you buy me a helmet to place
> I'll get my horse conditioned, I'll go to every race
> I'll put on the spandex and wear it with grace
> Oh Lord wont you buy me a helmet to place



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