Please forgive this intrustion; but this brief message contains information that may important to you, and this is the only time that I will contact you about it.
I'm Dr. Jim Cook. A short while ago I did a study of the funeral industry for the Social Services Dept. of one of our major metropolitan hospitals. Its purpose was to provide those who were confronted with unexpected death situations with the information they needed to intelligently make funeral arrangements. However, my investigation revealed some somewhat disturbing facts about changes that are taking place in the funeral industry, and the marketing practices that are being used by many funeral home operators that make consumers spend thousands of dollars more than is necessary.
Mr report, "Secret Practices of the Funeral Industry," contains information about these abusive marketing practices that is detailed and very specific. It takes you through the convoluted process of arranging a funeral -- pointing out the deceptions that are used by many funeral home operators to cause you to spend thousands of dollars more than you have to. IT ANSWERS ALL THE QUESTIONS THAT YOU DON'T KNOW TO ASK!
I want you to have a copy of my report as soon as possible, so I've made it easy for you. You can obtain a copy of this highly informative report as an e-mail attachment in ASCII text by simply sending your e-mail address along with $4.00 (cost of handling and processing) to me at the address shown below. Or, if you want it in the form of a computer print-out, just send your mailing address along with only $8.00 (cost of printing, materials, postage, and handling) to me at the same address.
Don't be a victim. I urge you to invest the small amount of time and money that is necessary to protect you and your family against unscrupulous funeral home operators. I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THIS REPORT CAN SAVE YOU THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS. So order your copy of "Secret Practices of the Funeral Industry" now. You'll rest better having this information.
Thanks for your time. And again, I apologize for the intrustion.
James Cook, Ph.D.
Psychology Dept.
214 Old Hickory Blvd.
Box 133
Nashville, TN 37221