1)  Trot outs have a whole new meaning away from the hunter ring.
2)  Clothing becomes MUCH more comfortable in endurance!
3)  I never had a crew to wait hand & foot on the horse (& sometimes me)
at a horse show.
4)  Living quarters always seemed like overindulgence before.
5)  I get more ride for the dollar with endurance!  (Where would you
find a show class that goes on for 12-24 hours!)
6)  In endurance, we say "Bit!  What bit?  The side pull does just
finnnnneeeee - whoa, whoa whoa!
7)  We are willing to get up and <start riding> at the same time we used
to <think> about braiding manes.
8)  The endurance people are much friendlier!  At a show, who would ever
offer to loan a horse to a casual friend with a lame horse?!?
9)  Your flask & sandwhich case from the appointments class just doesn't
hold enough anymore!  (What do you mean you cut the crust off of the
cucumber sandwiches - I'm STARVING over the next 30 miles!  Give it
back!)
10)  Endurance is a great excuse to get out to see beautiful scenery.