If twice a year you've gone to rides and forgotten people food.
If you have more containers to carry horse water than you have dishes.
If you have relatives who can only visit on weekends that heve never seen you
in summer clothes.
If you can hitch up your trailer in the dark with no lights but can't see
your dashboard clock.
If you've ever started out for a ride and broke down three times within ten
miles of home but went to the ride anyway.
If you've had bug bites in places you couldn't scratch in public.
If you've ever called your pit crew a name at a vet check you'd beat your
kids for using.
If you ever stood in line at a bush.
If you've taken your kids to the doctor and out of habit started declaring
cuts and scratches.
If your gasoline credit card is delivered by a company VIP who kissed you
full on the lips on your porch.
If you've ever lobbied for the death penalty for anyone caught taking down a
trail marker.
If a date is mentioned any time between April and November and your only
frame of refernece is: "What ride is that weekend?"
And finally, if you got more completion awards last year that your spouse had
lucky nights...
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A DISTANCE RIDER!!!
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