Re: RC: RE: Re: Respect for Howard? Nah.

[Howard4567@aol.com]

In a message dated 2/27/01 8:51:56 PM Eastern Standard Time, 
carolyn_burgess@hotmail.com writes:

> And as the fish grows legs and crawls out of the cave, one of those crazy 
> women drivers will run over it and squash it flat, even before it gets to 
the 
> bicycle

Of course, the woman will then get stuck, not realizing in her zeal to kill 
the fish, that she was driving in loose sand.  She will then go to the fish, 
give it mouth to mouth recessitation, bring it back to life, and then give it 
a kiss.  She does this knowing her kiss will turn the fish into a Prince, 
because, you see, she needs a man to get her truck out of the sand and back 
on the road.

cya,
Howard  (OK, I'll stop now.  I promise to try and write an endurance related 
tale  about me attempting to instruct/help/teach the wife how to ride a 
horse, so she can do an endurance run with me and Jennifer someday.  My goal 
is to do this without putting her in the hospital, like I did the last time 
we tried this.)