Handy Euphemisms for Falling Off Your
Horse
- Joining
Airborne Equitation International (affectionately known as AAEEEEEEEEEI!).
- I'm in a transitional relationship
with my saddle.
- Dirt for dessert.
- High-fiving a nightcrawler.
- Swan dive (water optional).
- Spending a little quality time with
gravity.
- Checking your girth...from the
bottom.
- Doing the rootin' tootin',
grass-scorching, scare-the-spectators boogie.
- A quick trip to Dirtsville.
- Trolling for paramedics.
- Just seeing if the judge was paying
attention.
- A Richter-Scale-5 spot check of
footing quality.
- Insufficient flapping.
- Studying impact craters at close
range.
- Spontaneous retrograde.
- Pushing down daisies.
- Turf surfing.
- Incoming!!
- A short step-over four feet south of
Hermes, France.
- Vulture baiting.
Tracey