Fw: Fw: christmas cake recipe....too funny

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Subject: Fwd: Fw: christmas cake recipe....too funny


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> > > Christmas Cake Recipe!!
> > >
> > > Ingredients:
> > >         1 cup of water
> > >         1 tsp baking soda
> > >         1 cup of sugar
> > >         1 tsp salt
> > >         1 cup of brown sugar
> > >         ¼ cup lemon juice
> > >         4 large eggs
> > >         ¼ cup nuts
> > >         1 bottle Vodka
> > >         2 cups of dried fruit
> > >
> > > Sample the vodka to check quality.
> > > Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
> > > To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one
> > > level cup and drink.
> > > Repeat.
> > > Turn on the electric mixer.
> > > Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
> > > Add one teaspoon of sugar.
> > > Beat again.
> > > At this point it's best to  make sure the vodka is
> > > shtill OK.
> > > Try another cup .... just in case
> > > Turn off the mixerer.
> > > Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
> > > of dried fruit.
> > > Pick fruit off floor.
> > > Mix on the turner.
> > > If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it
> > > loose with a drewscriver.
> > > Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.
> > > Next, sift two cups of salt.  Or something.  Who
> > > giveshz a shit.
> > > Check the vodka.
> > > Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
> > > Add one table.
> > > Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.  Whatever you can
> > > find.
> > > Greash the oven.
> > > Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
> > > over.
> > > Don't forget to beat off the turner.
> > > Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
> > > vodka and kick the cat.
> > > Fall into bed.
> > >
> > > CHERRY MISTMAS!
> > >
> > >
> > > Cindy
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